Friday Five

So this is my first Friday Five. I feel so…conformist… 1. How much time do you spend online each day? It’s my job. Really. That, and reading Maxim and Seventeen. 6-10 hours per day. But, technically, I’m online 24/7 since I’ve got corporate SDSL at home. 2. What is your browser homepage set to? The […]

Buckle me up, strap me down: I feel naked unless I’m bound…

I learned many things growing up as a young child because my parents were more or less firm believers in learning by doing. Don’t play with matches. Don’t stick your fingers in your mouth at a petting zoo. Don’t dump a box of Raisin Bran out on the bathroom floor to pick out the raisins […]

When’s the reunion?

Just for the heck of it I filled out profiles at the Nashua High School Alumni Web site and Classmates.com. I’m not quite sure why I bothered…I hold high school with such contempt that I wish most of the experience could be erased from my memory. I have managed to track down a few old […]

The cabin was moist.

Kelly and I just got back from my Grandmother’s cabin up on Little Ossipee Lake in Maine. Out of the blue we decided to make the impromptu journey and visit for the afternoon. Although our original intention was to run to take advantage of the lake, we opted to read our books on the porch […]

I just signed for $170.67 worth of candy!

One of the advantages of working for a trendy startup is that we get all of the trendy startup perks like free bottled water, casual hours, laid back dress code, free snacks, cool toys, developmental freedom and various other miscellaneous things that make working an overall joy. One of the disadvantages of working for a […]

Really big ouch…

OK, I just managed to slice open my right nipple. In my staggering morning groggy stupor I rubbed up against the ferret cage on my way to the bathroom. My nipple just happened to catch the side of the cage. I won’t go into any more detail…

Eau de toilet…

We have been without a furnished upstairs bathroom for quite a few months now. What originally started as a simple toilet repair turned into a major renovation. At least I’m not the only geek in the world who is chemically incapable of finishing a household repair.

The right tool for the job…

It has been said to always use the right tool for the job. Sometimes what seems to be the right tool for the job, in actuality, is not. I just spent the last two hours fighting with a compressor and an automotive spray gun trying to prime our exercise room with Gripper. Logic would dictate […]

Commemoration

Waternoodle Thugette 0wn3d Yesterday was my twenty-seventh birthday. I think…carry the two, yeah, twenty-seventh. Kelly put together a small barbecue party, we had some friends over and we took full advantage of the children’s wading pool and the new deck set. A simple meal of hot dogs and hamburgers was served with dozens of condiments […]