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Lunch
- 2 grilled chicken patties with american cheese
- 2 slices pepperoni
- 8 olives
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Breakfast
- Frico smoked cheese
- 6 slices pepperoni
- 10 olives
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Dinner
- Side salad with bleu cheese dressing
- Keto Low Carb Spaghetti with homemade pesto
- Smoked Gouda
- Keto Low Carb Ice Cream
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Lunch
- 3 beef hotdogs (0 carbs)
- 2 slices American cheese (1 carb)
- 2 slices pepperoni (0 carbs)
- 10 olives
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Another Dimensional Warp Generator email?
Well, I got another one. I’m not going to bother showing up because it looks like our time traveler friend is getting extremely sloppy. The coordinates are a typo because Longitude 071.17355 (Tajikistan/Kyrgyzstan) should be Longitude -71.17355 (Woburn). Now I’m really not sure if I want to give my spare Dimensional Warp Generator to such a careless time traveler!
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Really big ouch…
OK, I just managed to slice open my right nipple. In my staggering morning groggy stupor I rubbed up against the ferret cage on my way to the bathroom. My nipple just happened to catch the side of the cage. I won’t go into any more detail…
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Friendster just died…
It looks like Friendster just died a horrible death…all of my friends disappeared and then their servers stopped responding. Ohwell…a reality check to divert me from the addiction of probing for old friends I haven’t seen for years. I’ll try back tomorrow.
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Dinner
- Steak marinated with Atkins Steak Sauce
- Mozzarella in oil with herbs
- Smoked Gouda
- Keto Low Carb Ice Cream
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Lunch
- Grilled roast beef with jack cheese, lettuce, onion and pickles on low carb bread with bleu cheese dressing (8 carbs)
- Side of egg salad (2 carbs)