Month: July 2003

  • Derp error of the week award!

    And this week’s derp error of the week goes to Evidence Eliminator…a piece of bunk that I won’t even grace with a URL for fear of some poor sap actually purchasing it. While randomly surfing I ran across a popup that fired this wonderful piece of prose.

    Clicking either OK or Cancel brings you to the same URL that goes through a silly JavaScript dialog box that attempts to prove that they’re actually scanning your system by displaying your IP address and ISP and then displaying fake errors and warnings for keywords allegedly found on your system. Bunch of zoomtards.

  • Venison…low fat and zero carb!

    I barbecued a bunch of venison sausage this evening for myself and the troops. Quite yummy, low fat and zero carb! We were quite pleased with Frank’s Red Hot as the only condiment. No sides…just sausage…a pure testosterone meal!

  • I guess I am worth something…

    How completely odd…I guess I’m actually worth something to somebody. Unbeknownst to myself, yours truly has been on the market for a little over a month and a half. And, again unbeknownst to myself, I seem to have been doing quite well for myself! Go figure…would you like to buy a share?

  • Why did we get Geocities?

    Clay Shirky has written a fascinating piece on social software. Here is a short excerpt that particularly amused me:

    Why did we get Geocities and not weblogs? We didn’t know what we were doing. One was a bad idea, the other turns out to be a really good idea. It took a long time to figure out that people talking to one another, instead of simply uploading badly-scanned photos of their cats, would be a useful pattern.

  • I survived the Fourth…and the inlaws…

    Another trip to the in-laws has been successfully penned into the history books! This time around everything went quite easily…Karen (Mom) and Jan (Dad) went out of their way to have lots of low carb goodies around the house! Not only did I have a steady supply of sugar free Jello but also diet sodas, lunchmeats, cheeses, veggies and other miscellanea. As a special treat, I also got pancakes yesterday morning made from Soy Flour! Not exactly the pinnacle of taste treats but still special nonetheless. Heavy cream and butter whipped up into a topping made for an extremely high calorie but low carb substitute for syrup.

    Diet Rite doesn’t suck…

    So, it turns out that Diet Rite doesn’t entirely altogether suck! Years ago I tried regular RC Cola and, quite frankly, had a rather immediate distaste for it. Imagine flat Coke mixed with orange pumice soap…that was the unfortunate feeling that my teeth felt as they were eaten away and softened immediately by the putrid concoction. Well, not really, but that’s how it felt.

    Anyway, I begrudgingly tried Diet Rite on the recommendation of my father in-law because a friend of the family recently went on Atkins and has been drinking the stuff religiously. Amazingly, I rather liked it and proceeded to spend the rest of the visit inhaling it nonstop. Better than Diet Coke, not quite as tasty as Waist Watchers.

    Enter the Fourth…

    The Fourth of July Eve and Fourth of July parties hosted by the aforementioned friend of the family, Dennis, were amazingly survivable due to the fact that he was on Atkins. The grill was running nonstop and had an infinite supply of venison, beef, chicken, hot dogs, salads, cheeses and dozens of low carb goodies to choose from! Not only did I manage to stuff myself all day to the point of being bloated but still ended up losing weight after my four day visit. Mind you, I didn’t lose much weight but I didn’t gain any either! I can’t imagine how much weight I could have packed on if I had cheated and started eating carbs…

  • Tanita BF-662-S review…

    I’ve posted a review of the Tanita BF-662-S…check it out!