Don’t just do something, sit there!

So, how do you cope with the stress of being overworked and underpaid? Why, just space out and stare blankly at your screen for a few hours! If you’re a diligent and loyal employee, however, you’ll probably be more inclined to find work-safe activities such as meditation and yoga. Megacorporations like Apple, Yahoo! and Google are already starting to sponsor such activities during work hours to boost morale.

Other employees aren’t so lucky and the extent of their on-the-job relaxation comes from rolling wads of toilet paper into little balls. At least there are hundreds of plans out there should employers become enlightened.