Meet the time traveler!

Now is your chance to meet the Dimensional Warp Generator time traveler in person! He’ll be waiting at the corner of Cummings Ave. and Village Street in Woburn, MA at exactly 3:00 PM today! You’d think he’d be more careful about passing around this extremely sensitive information. I’m sure that government agencies around the world would be interested in this info…

As always, you can keep incredibly up to date on his activities by checking Feedster or Google. Just be careful…they are watching you! Also, if you decide to head to Woburn this afternoon, you’ll more than likely meet Dave or Jeremy as well!

Update: There were actually people at the pickup point this afternoon!

From: ""
Date: Mon Jul 28, 2003 11:33:36 AM US/Eastern
To: [email protected]
Subject: Dimensional Warp Generator Needed th

Hello,

I'm a time traveler stuck here in 2003. Upon arriving here my dimensional warp generator stopped working. I trusted a company here by the name of LLC Lasers to repair my Generation 3 52 4350A watch unit, and they fled on me. I am going to need a new DWG unit, prefereably the rechargeable AMD wrist watch model with the GRC79 induction motor, four I80200 warp stabilizers, 512GB of SRAM and the menu driven GUI with front panel XID display.

I will take whatever model you have in stock, as long as its received certification for being safe on carbon based life forms.

In terms of payment: I dont have any Galactic Credits left. Payment can be made in platinum gold or 2003 currency upon safe delivery of unit.

Please transport unit in either a large brown paper bag or box to below coordinates on Monday July 28th at (exactly 3:00pm) Eastern Standard Time on the dot. A few minutes prior will be ok, but it cannot be after. If you miss this timeframe please email me.

Twenty-three inches in from the outside edge of the corner at the South West Corner of Cummings Ave. & Village Street in Woburn, Mass. is at Latitude 42.4845467 & Longitude -71.1576157 and the ground is 101.3' above sea level. WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO TRANSPORT ITEM BY REGULAR MEANS OF TELEPORTATION. THEY ARE MONITORING AND WILL REDIRECT THE SIGNAL!! (NOBODY HAS BEEN ABLE TO TRANSPORT ANYTHING SO FAR WITHOUT THE TRANSFER BEING DEFLECTED). I DO NOT CARE HOW YOU HAVE TO GET IT HERE, JUST DO IT IN A WAY THAT NO SPYING EYES WILL POSSIBLY BE ABLE TO REDIRECT THE TRANSFERENCE. IT IS VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOU BE ABLE TO MONITOR THE TRANSFER.

Although those coordinates are a secure guarded area, these channels through email are never secure. Unfortunately it is the only form of communication I have right now.

After unit has been sent please email me at: [email protected] with payment instructions. Do not reply directly back to this email.

Thank You

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0 thoughts on “Meet the time traveler!”

  1. Andrew has pointed out that we are currently in EDT so the EST time may be incorrect. So, technically, the pickup should be at 3:00 PM EST or 4:00 PM EDT since we’re currently in EDT. Who knows? Conspiracy? Incredible flaw in the time traveler’s calculations? Urban legend? You be the judge!

  2. Bad craziness. You should have shot him with a tranquilizer gun, tossed him in your vehicle and left him out in the wild somewhere so that he couldn’t harm anyone anymore.

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  4. i got 2 of these emails, with different coordinates. the one i got today (8/1) still listed the dropoff time as july 28, but had new coordinates, which aren’t far from the old coordinates: Latitude N 42.48018 & Longitude W 071.15503 and the Elevation is 96.

    perhaps our timetraveler wanted to try again next monday, but forgot to update the date

  5. This is weird. A Generation 3 52 4350A watch unit, huh?

    You guys really think this guy is serious?

    “I dont have any Galactic Credits left. Payment can be made in platinum gold or 2003 currency upon safe delivery of unit.”

    What’s platinum gold? Isn’t it just called gold (an element) or platinum?

    “I will take whatever model you have in stock, as long as its received certification for being safe on carbon based life forms.”

    Carbon based life forms … isn’t that from Star Trek the Motion Picture?

  6. The guy thinks he’s serious, and that’s what counts. Regarding the platinum/gold thing, I think he just forgot a comma (platinum, gold, etc.).

    As far as carbon-based life forms, yes, it’s a sci-fi term. But, if you look at recent technological inventions, thee are plenty of real inventions that the creators have named after parts from sci-fi books, shows and movies.

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  9. Dude, I got this email a week ago, its f’ing wierd… I’ve never gotten spam like it before… ever. When/where did it start?

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