- Frico smoked cheese
- 1 slice roast beef
- Handful shaved almonds
Month: August 2003
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Breakfast
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Dinner
- Leftover Keto Low Carb Spaghetti with homemade pesto
- Smoked Gouda
- Mozzarella in oil with spices and fresh chopped garlic
- Leftover grilled steak
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You let kids eat these things?
So, let me get this straight, you expect kids to eat mutated hotdogs that have been pulled from an octopus’ ass? I won’t even go into the Freudian aspect of this.
I lied. I will. It’s bad enough that these things look like sex toys, but the resulting product appears to be a chunk of flesh leftover from a horrible accident involving a chipper shredder. Add ketchup and you’re good for an ER reenactment!
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Snack
- Frico smoked cheese
- 3 slices pepperoni
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Lunch
- 2 grilled chicken patties with american cheese
- 2 slices pepperoni
- 8 olives
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Breakfast
- Frico smoked cheese
- 6 slices pepperoni
- 10 olives
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Dinner
- Side salad with bleu cheese dressing
- Keto Low Carb Spaghetti with homemade pesto
- Smoked Gouda
- Keto Low Carb Ice Cream
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Lunch
- 3 beef hotdogs (0 carbs)
- 2 slices American cheese (1 carb)
- 2 slices pepperoni (0 carbs)
- 10 olives