You let kids eat these things?

mus_ketch.gif So, let me get this straight, you expect kids to eat mutated hotdogs that have been pulled from an octopus’ ass? I won’t even go into the Freudian aspect of this.

I lied. I will. It’s bad enough that these things look like sex toys, but the resulting product appears to be a chunk of flesh leftover from a horrible accident involving a chipper shredder. Add ketchup and you’re good for an ER reenactment!