Category: Blog
Snack
2 low carb waffles with Atkins Sugar Free Pancake Syrup
I’m so glad I have ADHD…
Sometimes having ADHD and an extremely short attention span is a blessing. On the way home this evening someone did the most incredibly boneheaded thing to me on the highway. I was so enraged in the car that I spent most of the drive home attempting to poetically describe the zoomtard in the utmost of […]
Snack
2 slices pepperoni 2 slices American cheese
Lunch
Frico smoked cheese Side salad with ranch dressing 2 slices roast beef
I just signed for $170.67 worth of candy!
One of the advantages of working for a trendy startup is that we get all of the trendy startup perks like free bottled water, casual hours, laid back dress code, free snacks, cool toys, developmental freedom and various other miscellaneous things that make working an overall joy. One of the disadvantages of working for a […]
Breakfast
Frico smoked cheese 1 slice roast beef Handful shaved almonds
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Dinner
Leftover Keto Low Carb Spaghetti with homemade pesto Smoked Gouda Mozzarella in oil with spices and fresh chopped garlic Leftover grilled steak
You let kids eat these things?
So, let me get this straight, you expect kids to eat mutated hotdogs that have been pulled from an octopus’ ass? I won’t even go into the Freudian aspect of this. I lied. I will. It’s bad enough that these things look like sex toys, but the resulting product appears to be a chunk of […]
Snack
Frico smoked cheese 3 slices pepperoni