I’m so glad I have ADHD…

Sometimes having ADHD and an extremely short attention span is a blessing. On the way home this evening someone did the most incredibly boneheaded thing to me on the highway. I was so enraged in the car that I spent most of the drive home attempting to poetically describe the zoomtard in the utmost of detail but, just before my exit, another person managed to accomplish a slightly less boneheaded maneuver and I promptly forgot about the first encounter that I was so pissed off about. I can now only remember that I’m pissed off, but I don’t remember why.