- 2 low carb waffles with Atkins Sugar Free Pancake Syrup
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I’m so glad I have ADHD…
Sometimes having ADHD and an extremely short attention span is a blessing. On the way home this evening someone did the most incredibly boneheaded thing to me on the highway. I was so enraged in the car that I spent most of the drive home attempting to poetically describe the zoomtard in the utmost of detail but, just before my exit, another person managed to accomplish a slightly less boneheaded maneuver and I promptly forgot about the first encounter that I was so pissed off about. I can now only remember that I’m pissed off, but I don’t remember why.
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Snack
- 2 slices pepperoni
- 2 slices American cheese
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Lunch
- Frico smoked cheese
- Side salad with ranch dressing
- 2 slices roast beef
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I just signed for $170.67 worth of candy!
One of the advantages of working for a trendy startup is that we get all of the trendy startup perks like free bottled water, casual hours, laid back dress code, free snacks, cool toys, developmental freedom and various other miscellaneous things that make working an overall joy.
One of the disadvantages of working for a trendy startup is that we get all of the trendy startup perks like insane caffeine induction systems, free soda, free snacks and an overstocked candy drawer that makes sticking to a diet extremely difficult.
Case in point: I just signed a Peapod delivery receipt for $170.67 worth of candy, snacks and soda. This is our bi-weekly delivery to feed the hungry troops. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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Breakfast
- Frico smoked cheese
- 1 slice roast beef
- Handful shaved almonds
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Listen to CAT5 Radio!
Listen to Category 5 Radio right now…from 8:00 PM to midnight!
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Dinner
- Leftover Keto Low Carb Spaghetti with homemade pesto
- Smoked Gouda
- Mozzarella in oil with spices and fresh chopped garlic
- Leftover grilled steak
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You let kids eat these things?
So, let me get this straight, you expect kids to eat mutated hotdogs that have been pulled from an octopus’ ass? I won’t even go into the Freudian aspect of this.I lied. I will. It’s bad enough that these things look like sex toys, but the resulting product appears to be a chunk of flesh leftover from a horrible accident involving a chipper shredder. Add ketchup and you’re good for an ER reenactment!
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Snack
- Frico smoked cheese
- 3 slices pepperoni