Lunch

Grilled roast beef with cheddar, lettuce, onion and pickles on low carb bread with bleu cheese dressing (8 carbs) Side of egg salad (2 carbs)

Three day induction plan…

Kelly will be trying Atkins again and has posted her last will and testament. Although I won’t go into any specific details, she has come up with a few interesting motivators to keep herself from cheating. Teehee. So, she has asked me to come up with a quick three day meal plan to get her […]

Is that a Hulk in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

When I was six or seven years old I played a game of Whack-a-Frog at the Old Orchard Beach fairway. The game consists of placing a rubber frog onto a lever and then whacking the lever with a rubber mallet. Get enough frogs into the rotating floating lilly pads in the middle of a small […]

Breakfast

Handful Planters Cocktail Peanuts

Dinner

3 slices low carb cinnamon raisin bread with natural peanut butter and Smuckers Light Sugar Free Red Raspberry Jam (6 carbs) 2 eggs with cheddar cheese (2 carbs) 2 small sausage patties (2 carbs) 1/2 serving Atkins chocolate ice cream (2 carbs)

No Dimensional Warp Generator for me!

After receiving the Dimensional Warp Generator and teleportation dropoff emails, I was intrigued enough to check out the alleged delivery point on Monday, July 28, 2003. The location was only ten minutes from work and I figured, why not? At worst, no one would show up and I’d sit there alone for ten minutes. At […]

Lunch

Cajun stir fry chicken with cheddar, lettuce, onion and pickles on low carb bread Side of egg salad

Meet the time traveler!

Now is your chance to meet the Dimensional Warp Generator time traveler in person! He’ll be waiting at the corner of Cummings Ave. and Village Street in Woburn, MA at exactly 3:00 PM today! You’d think he’d be more careful about passing around this extremely sensitive information. I’m sure that government agencies around the world […]

Breakfast

Handful Planters Cocktail Peanuts

Dinner

2 small sausage patties 2 fried eggs 3 low carb waffles with Atkins Sugar Free Pancake Syrup