Kelly’s Bug hates me!

OK, so it took longer to change the headlight on Kelly’s Bug than it did to swap out a strut on my Impreza. Yes, changing out a headlight bulb is more complex than swapping out the suspension on one corner of my rally car. Feh. Not only did it take forever to get the headlight […]

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Perhaps Debbie should ask Michael if he’d be up for a 01000101 this evening.

I love State Troopers…

The Massachusetts State Police has a fleet of behemoth SUVs that they use to patrol rush hour. Since the flow of traffic can get upwards to 90 MPH in the morning, an officer will plant himself in the left lane and set the flow of traffic to a safe and prudent 75 MPH. Since the […]

Snow != Free Parking

Why is it that, the minute snow touches the ground, parking lots become complete free-for-alls? I mean, whether you can see the lines or not, you know that they’re there. It only takes a few weeks to memorize the locations of visitor parking, handicapped parking, and the no parking zones in front of the sidewalk […]

Tastes like burning…

I burned my tongue on steamed soy milk this morning that I was frothing for my caffeine injection. I’m now eating a salad with vinegar on it. Yes, Ralph, it does taste like burning.

A shocking realization…

The past week has been horribly dry and static shocks have become more and more common. You know the scene from Office Space where Peter walks up to the front door of the facility, gingerly reaches out to the door handle, then gets a massive shock? Yeah…just like that. But worse. I actually got shocked […]

Highway flaming death…

It took me half an hour to drive three miles this morning. 495, 125, and 97 are all parking lots. There are traffic jams on residential side streets! The dusting of snow we received has caused chaos and mayhem across the state. Multiple accidents SmarTraveler is reporting that there are multiple accidents on 495. Multiple […]

Hot Thanksgiving pig-on-frog action…

Mmm…yes, Kermi. You LIKE that, don’t you? [slap!] Who’s my little green bitch, huh? Say it…SAY IT. [slap!] Thanks to Kaiser for the image!

The only thing worse than spam is stupid spammers…

I’m sorry, but %RND_UC_CHAR[2-8] is not a good subject line for spam. I mean, not only does it not peak my interest, but I now have an accurate constant to add to my SpamAssassin userdefs file. If you’re going to send out spam, please at least be courteous enough to RTFM! At least stupid spammers […]